[ WEEK FOUR ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK FOUR

CURRENT POPULATION: 28 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[robitussin]

You and me both, dude.

[She definitely notices the grimace, tilting her head slightly as she glances towards him, then to the sign.]

Definitely. I'm guessing the bullet wound is pretty recent, huh?

[sweats]

[ A surprised glance here but right, the posters. He just hadn't expected her to have them memorized. ]

Three years ago. Never really healed right so, I have a bad shoulder. [ Well. ] Two bad shoulders, really.

[robitussin]

Yeah? Your boyfriend didn't insist on taking care of it?

[She grabs a tomato out of the crate as she speaks, but she doesn't throw it yet.]

[sweats]

[ He can't help himself, he lets out a laugh. ]

Well, he did. But we were in Italy and his sister was the one who shot me. With a sniper rifle.

[ CHIYOH!!! WHY!!!! ]

[robitussin]

[She laughs herself, though it's more surprised than anything else.]

Oh, shit. How's that for relationship drama?

[And she thought she had it bad??]

[sweats]

[ HAHA NATALIE :') YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW. But he shrugs and spreads his hands, innocent. ]

She had protestations and wanted them heard. I can't entirely blame her.

[robitussin]

So... Her solution to having protestations was to try to snipe you? Am I understanding this correctly?

[Please love yourself and entirely blame her.]

[sweats]

[ He shrugs, kicking the dirt a little. ]

In her defense, we didn't really know each other and she thought I was a lunatic?

[robitussin]

And she couldn't have reserved judgment and made an effort to meet you before shooting you. Got it, makes perfect sense.

[Not really. She's judging.]

[sweats]

[ All he can do here is just look sheepish about it. ]

At least it was just the shoulder.

[ That doesn't help, Will. ]

[robitussin]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, man.

[She's just going to throw another tomato at the sign, and miss completely.]

Ugh.

[sweats]

[ Just watching with raised eyebrows. ]

Feeling off-balance?

[robitussin]

I feel as balanced as I ever have, thank you very much.

[#wrong]

[sweats]

[ ok ]

I'm sure you are, despite the fact that's physically impossible.

[robitussin]

I don't recall asking you, peanut gallery.

[don't doxx her??]

[sweats]

Pardon me then. Continue with your very much not off-balanced tomato throwing.

[ He's gotta. ]

[robitussin]

I managed to hit you, that's probably worth something.

[Because she absolutely meant to!!]

[sweats]

[ uh-huh. ]

On purpose?

[robitussin]

Absolutely, I definitely meant to do that. When I said I didn't mean to before I was lying.

[A sage nod. Very serious.]

[sweats]

I had no clue I was talking to someone with such a cold heart then. At this rate, I might need to just take my dog and go. Save myself from more... tomatoes.

[ You're truly believable here, Natalie. ]

[robitussin]

You can at least partially forgive someone who shoots you, but tomatoes are where you draw the line. Got it.

[RIP Will.]

[sweats]

[ HEY ]

... Well, I have to have some standards, don't I?

[robitussin]

I'll make sure to remember your intense tomato phobia in the future.

[Very serious, once again.]