[ WEEK ONE ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[sheriffexe]

[ He looks thoughtful at this at least, considering. ]

Depends on what you want. You want to fix something in your past? Done. You want to change you future? Done. You just want a new hat? Done. You participate in the game, you earn whatever you want.

[sidearmofthelaw]

[ Nisha whistles through her teeth. ]

That's a pretty tall order. How do we know you're gonna deliver?

[sheriffexe]

You don't. You just have my word that I usually do. Could just wait and see if it comes true for someone else.

[sidearmofthelaw]

Is that something I'm gonna see here?

[sheriffexe]

Might. Might not. One of those things I can't predict. Depends on what y'all do, I suppose.

[sidearmofthelaw]

You're giving us a lot of leeway. You could keep a tighter rein on things if you wanted to. Just more rope to hang ourselves with?

[sheriffexe]

Pretty much. Doesn't matter much to me which way you go, I'm just here to provide a way to get there. Play the game, you get anything you want. Don't play, you get nothing.

[sidearmofthelaw]

And what do you get out of it?

[sheriffexe]

Satisfaction, I guess? For fulfilling my parameters. Don't really have much of a want than that.

[sidearmofthelaw]

Parameters, huh? You a robot? Less obnoxious than some of them, I guess.

[sheriffexe]

Yep. Not trying to be obnoxious. Just being how I'm supposed to be. Don't really care to aggravate or not aggravate.

[sidearmofthelaw]

Let's be clear, I've known some really obnoxious robots. So you're still a little obnoxious. It's just a rigged race.

Good to know, though. Who programmed you the way you are? Your "employers"?

[sheriffexe]

Ah, gotcha. Happy to, uh, be in... last place? I suppose.

[ Weird. ]

Yeah, guess so. Ones who built me and put me here, after all.

[sidearmofthelaw]

So that they can get their kicks watching random strangers murder each other? Sounds like a lot of effort to go to. Especially when you're talking reviving the dead or pulling people in from across timespace or whatever. Not really my area of expertise, but it seems harder than heading down to your local bar and starting a fight or something.

[ If that's what you're into. ]

[sheriffexe]

They ain't the type of folk to be found in bars, I think. This is... this is their equivalent to that type of thing. Yeah.