Still not a kid, and you are definitely at least 75% of the way to getting drunk enough that you puke everywhere. When that inevitably happens you are totally cleaning it up yourself.
[A slow nod, and she reaches over to pat his shoulder in the most condescending way ever, with a tone of voice to match.]
Right. I totally get it, man. Lack of puns is a real killer. Maybe you should drink some water, though?
[Because that's nonsense, Hannibal isn't dead and is a fine upstanding citizen??]
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[A slow nod, and she reaches over to pat his shoulder in the most condescending way ever, with a tone of voice to match.]
Right. I totally get it, man. Lack of puns is a real killer. Maybe you should drink some water, though?
[Because that's nonsense, Hannibal isn't dead and is a fine upstanding citizen??]