[ Ugh and now he feels gross teenage feelings. Don't give advice, don't give advice, don't do it -- ]

If you don't want him to be your ex, don't let him be your ex.

[ Will, that's not how it works but he has another argument to make here. HE HAS TO PROVE A POINT. ]

Being in love with Hannibal is like trying to romance the Devil. [ What the fuck. ] Exhausting and full of gaping wounds. [ What the fuck. ] I love him so much my teeth bleed from it.

[ WHAT THE FUCK ]