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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.
... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!
After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.
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robowest2017-02-13 12:00 pm
SIMON KEYES
[ This letter will be on a countertop, no addressee. ]
How you doing out there? Sleeping well? Feeling relieved you got that nasty ol' murder over with? Patting yourselves on the back for having the mercy to knock me out first?
Disgusting.
I was pretending to be a coward, but you're the real cowards, murdering a defenseless man and monkey who didn't do a damn thing to you or anyone else here. I'd say I won't forgive you as long as I live, but whoops! It looks like I've passed my expiration date, so let's just round that up to "never." I will NEVER forgive you. And when you join me on this side, I'll make sure you don't forget it.
See you soon, assholes~ ♥
Simon
SHINNOSUKE
Guys like you and me suck at friendship, but all the same I felt it was only right for me to write to you. I had an intense internal debate, like seriously intense, whether I should write something meaningful, or whether I should draw a picture of you and me holding hands, surrounded by hearts and bubbles, with a pair of pure white doves carrying a rainbow banner above our heads, reading "BFFs" in golden calligraphic letters..
Anyway, I spilled beer on the picture. Good luck out there.
L♥ve,
ur alibuddy