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sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-02-20 12:00 pm
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WEEK SIX

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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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moraled: (Proceed to customer service with)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-20 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[It is really hard to treat ladies respectfully and seriously when they keep insisting on this!!! He hesitates for a brief moment before he sighs.]

Very well then. I shall endeavor to call you simply Natalie, if that is truly what you would prefer.

[Sure would though, look at that sass.]

Truth be told, I believe some of that is entirely necessary considering the situation.

[Better to have sassy black humor than......nothing but despair really.]
robitussin: (do i just disappear)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-20 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks.

[She looks back at the poster, then back to him.]

Which part, the sarcasm or the public intoxication? Because I feel like you could make a strong argument for either.
moraled: (Hooman??? HOOMAN??)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-20 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Honestly--]

I was referring to the sarcasm, but I fear you are not incorrect about the intoxication.

[SIGH]
robitussin: (you play 'til you ache)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-20 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[She blinks, raising her eyebrows slightly.]

Wouldn't have expected that from you, of all people.
moraled: (Why does it hurt when I try to kill it?!)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-20 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[He snorts gently, more amused than offended.]

Drunken disorderliness is certainly something that should not be taken lightly, especially if it disturbs the livelihoods of others--

[...]

--But you cannot deny that were everyone to be far too drunk to kill anyone Thursday night, it would be a blessing.
robitussin: (bleeding out in the--)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-20 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
There was very little interrupting the livelihoods of others involved. Promise.

[A shrug.]

I think alcohol usually makes people more likely to make stupid decisions like that. Still, we've basically seemed pretty capable of making them on our own so far, so maybe you're right.
moraled: (always upvote doggerinos)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-20 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I shall take your word for it.

[Besides, it's still better than murder.]

... Indeed, we do not seem to require any assistance. Perhaps enough alcohol to make certain everyone is incapable of standing up...

[Don't seriously consider this, Barnham.]
robitussin: (i cried for all)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-21 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[A long pause.]

You realize we still have a ten year old here, right?
moraled: (I AM ALWAYS AWARE OF DOGS)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-22 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
[A slow sigh]

I did not say it was a good plan, nor a completed one.

[God damian you fucked up the plan!!]
robitussin: (it's just another day)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-22 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
You could be onto something, though. You think we could drug everyone somehow?

[Why are either of them seriously considering either of these possibilities? A mystery.]
moraled: (always upvote doggerinos)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-22 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Natalie.....]

Perhaps, though I fear one mistake would be fatal.

[Could you imagine a pile of drugged people just waiting to be stabbed by someone]
robitussin: (or if they just fake it)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-22 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Would that be any different than what's already happening, though?
moraled: (the food giver is trapped!)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-22 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
The illusion of being able to fight back, I suppose.

[He grimaces.]

That the victims have not been able to protect themselves, despite being quite capable... makes me believe you are correct, however.

[He hates it, but the Sheriff made it clear that one trial--once a victim's chosen, there's nothing they can do.]
robitussin: (and i'm trying to enjoy it)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-22 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[She pauses, and then lets out a (fake) amused huff.]

Well, this is sure a happy topic of conversation.
moraled: (Proceed to customer service with)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-23 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ah... yes...

Kind of hard not to talk about murder when all that happens is murder, but he gets the hint.]


We could certainly return to speaking of your poster instead, if you would prefer.

[That was a Joke. Probably.]
robitussin: (or if they just fake it)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-23 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...Are you capable of humor? Just trying to figure out if that was a joke.

[Natalie...]
moraled: (I AM ALWAYS AWARE OF DOGS)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-02-23 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[rude

not that he doesn't get it or hasn't heard that before but still]


I most certainly am capable of making jokes, Natalie.

[sheesh!]
robitussin: (if they love each other)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-02-27 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[A shrug.]

Some people are born wet blankets. I wouldn't have judged.