[ WEEK SIX ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK SIX

CURRENT POPULATION: 14 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[insincerely]

[He shrugs.]

Apparently he—the dead guy—helped her pick it out. Guess she named it in his honour.

[elemancy]

I think I'll take that as motivation to stay alive.

[he's rather not be remembered by way of chickens.]

[insincerely]

Are you sure? Noctis might be a good name for a chicken...

[elemancy]

Maybe we can just name all of them after you instead. Shinnosuke, Shinnosuke Jr., Shinnosuke the Third...

[nailed it.]

[insincerely]

What, are you wishing death on me?

[elemancy]

What, you have to die before we name stuff after you?

[insincerely]

Ideally, to avoid confusion.

[elemancy]

Who says there's much to confuse?

[a group of birdbrains!

no, he's kidding, and that's why he snorts a little.]

[insincerely]

I'm sorry, but unless you changed your style after I went blind, whose hair here resembles a bird more?

[elemancy]

It's changed since then so... you.

[maybe. his hair has changed, but the rest of that is probably up for debate.]

[insincerely]

Well, damn.

[...]

Noctis is still a better name for a chicken, though. Maybe it'll glow in the dark.

[elemancy]

I think I'd rather avoid a radioactive mutant chicken being named after me, thanks.

[insincerely]

That's probably for the best. That'd be a very special chicken, and Felix from the dead might get jealous.

[elemancy]

I'd say it wouldn't matter, but that guy would probably find a way to impale someone here from where he is.

[that guy is craycray.]

[insincerely]

He probably would. Better watch your back at night.

[elemancy]

[at least he can!]

You say that like I don't do it anyway. I'm not one of the reckless ones here.

[insincerely]

... True. You do room with Ash. Gotta watch out for more makeouts.

[elemancy]

[this seems like an appropriate time to get up and flick shinnosuke in the head.]

I'll make you my stand-in if you don't knock it off.

[insincerely]

[rude]

As if Ash wouldn't rather just kill me. And here I thought Mr. Sheriff was supposed to be setting victims up with their killer, not you.

[elemancy]

Never know, he might take some kind of weird liking to you.

[ash is a weird robot???]