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sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-23 12:00 pm
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[ WEEK TWO ]

WEEK TWO

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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

Except there is, perhaps, a few things amiss.



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sunnashi: (don't wanna)

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[personal profile] sunnashi 2017-01-24 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's also going to stare at the sign with a straight face. He's completely sensible and bothered by it!

This lasts for 15 seconds before he breaks into a fit of snickering. He tries to cover it up with his hand to no avail. ]


It's just a name. You can always call this place something else for reference.

[ Like Hell, or the Worst Wild West. ]
moraled: (He didn't even have time to do the)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-24 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
It is a rather classless name... though I will not divide us further over a simple name.

[He sighs and shakes his head.]

It seems unimportant--but it is not.
sunnashi: (lion cub sounds)

[personal profile] sunnashi 2017-01-24 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Think of it this way! We might have more influence toward this town than we think.

[ Yeah... naming a town whole ass thanks to some kids and wry humor. ]

There's a suggestion box too, I recall.

[ Is it ready to be the inquisitor complaint box? ]
moraled: (I AM ALWAYS AWARE OF DOGS)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-25 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[TO THE EDITORS OF THE TOWN OF WHOLE ASS:

It seems that before I launch into this letter, I should tell you that the Sheriff should just face the facts. If you disagree with my claim that in the near future the Sheriff's doctrines will degenerate into hotbeds of rumor and innuendo, then read no further.

He is up to no good. He blames others for his daft deeds. I don't think it is a mere coincidence that the Sheriff's actions are attributable to an ignorance born of fear. How will the Sheriff's lackeys react when they discover that the Sheriff wants to marginalize me based on my gender, race, or religion? There is little doubt that his little world is far from reality. I think that the Sheriff's opinion is a lazy cop-out. If the Sheriff thinks I'm too amateur to give you the following information (which the Sheriff wants concealed from the public), he's sadly mistaken. Sheriff, get a life! This is abject imperialism!

I got off on a tangent. Ok, I admit that this is typical of the kind of noise he enjoys making. But there's a distinction to be made here.

We need the space and autonomy to fight the practices that can hurt us. All the Sheriff does is inspire abhorrent statements. Imagine a world in which he could overthrow democratic political systems whenever he felt like it. He and others of his ilk are symbols of ignorant defeatism. As it turns out, I disagree both with his point and with the way he makes it. What he seems to be forgetting is that it's a sad world where stuck-up recidivists have the power to infringe upon our most important constitutional rights. By this, I mean that he is devoid of all social conscience.

Really, he thinks he can impress us by talking about "electrocardiography this" and "psychotherapeutical that". Should we blindly trust such unprofessional anarchists? I urge you to join me in my quest to fight vapid arrogant-types. The Sheriff frequently progresses into displays of authority he doesn't have. So it should come as no surprise that his hypocrisy comes out when he denies that he surrounds himself with anti-democratic scoundrels.

A final note: the comparison between the Sheriff and abusive heavy metal fans is remarkable.

Sincerely,

Inquisitor Barnham.]
moraled: (Proceed to customer service with)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-25 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[no i'm kidding]

Hm. Perhaps. If nothing else, we seem to have superficial influence.

I would not put too much stock in the ability to change the situation based off of this, however.
sunnashi: (oh that's a bad thing)

[personal profile] sunnashi 2017-01-25 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I see.

[ The tiniest sigh, please don't notice it mister barnham. ]

Did you have a lot of influence where you're from? You look like you hold some status with armor like that.

[ ...And a countdown to an impending heatstroke. ]
moraled: (Why does it hurt when I try to kill it?!)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-25 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
... I suppose that would not be inaccurate, yes.

I hold title of Inquisitor, and my duty is to uphold justice.

[Also he has a fanclub]
sunnashi: (how does it go)

[personal profile] sunnashi 2017-01-26 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'll have you know that fanclub includes (1) Pearsister. As in I can't judge... ]

Inquisitor...

[ That might end up your new name now, Barnham. Don't ask how that's easier for Higekiri than Barnham. ]

Oh, so if you normally uphold justice, you must not like how this place operates at all, huh.
moraled: (nice try russian hackers!!)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-26 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[That's... pretty accurate, yeah. This place is pretty much his worst nightmare, aside from being surrounded by witches.]

... This entire twisted game is created to be unjust. I shall not allow it. I shall do what I can to make certain that these injustices do not stand.
sunnashi: (how does it go)

[personal profile] sunnashi 2017-01-26 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...In Barnham-terms, Higekiri would be a witch's familiar, wouldn't he. Sorry buddy. ]

Well, I suppose the trials don't count as a form of justice because they're still a part of the game... Or are they still valid?
moraled: (Doggos and snow)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-26 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's correct. Just...keep it hush hush it'll be okay.]

They are unjust as well. A trial is only just if there is proper evidence, and only if the truth is found.

What happened there...was a forced and inevitable end. That is not a trial.