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sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-23 12:00 pm
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[ WEEK TWO ]

WEEK TWO

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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

Except there is, perhaps, a few things amiss.



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generously: (pic#10901611)

[personal profile] generously 2017-01-24 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He hurls a bottle high up in the air and lets it spin there as he turns to his audience. ]

Come on, Watson! I worked really hard to learn this. Would you like something?

[ ...

The bottle falls perfectly back in his hand. ]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-24 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[clap clap]

Congrats, Sherlock. I'm sure that skill will serve you well in the days to come.

[...]

You do realize I'm underage, right?
generously: (pic#10899653)

[personal profile] generously 2017-01-25 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, the Sheriff's not gonna arrest you.

[ Sherlock, as he's now known, proceeds to mix him a vodka lemonade. It's sweet and easy to consume, but can also pack a punch after one too many. ]

When I grew up, liquor was actually illegal to everyone, but my family had it anyway. So you see? You're gonna be fine. [ what logic is that ]
insincerely: ɴᴏᴠᴇʟ. (whatever liezel you loser)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-25 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
... You know, you might want to keep quiet at trials from now on, because I don't think anybody will understand your logic.

But for the record, I don't like impairing myself.
generously: (pic#10899480)

[personal profile] generously 2017-01-26 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't I already solve the last case before everyone took a vote? Maybe they should write stories about me instead of Sherlock! Then again, it would be a short story...
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-26 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's true. No one likes an overpowered protagonist, you know?

Though I imagine any story about you could be padded with you gushing about your... fiancée? Wife? One of the two.

[He just recalls something something love something that woman who doesn't talk breakfast something, etc.]
generously: (pic#10807945)

[personal profile] generously 2017-01-26 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
You've met my beautiful wife?

A story about Chane and me would be one for the ages. [ blushu.png ] --well, maybe not for your age.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (what.)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-26 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
Never spoken to her, actually.

[... Claire...]

... TMI. Way TMI.
generously: (pic#10899508)

[personal profile] generously 2017-01-26 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh. ]

Huh? But I didn't even say anything.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-26 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
You do realize that when you say that something's not suitable "for your age" to a teenager, there are only so many conclusions to make? And my age group has a very vivid imagination.
generously: (pic#10899653)

[personal profile] generously 2017-01-26 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Are you picturing my wife vividly?

[ Casually pointing at Watson with a bottle. ]

I don't know whether I should throw you out or wait for her to come back and hear about this. You might think she'd be flattered but underneath that cute exterior lies a fierce woman!
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (you got me!)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-26 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He holds up his hands in a pacifying manner.]

I have no interest in women. [...] And please don't take that to mean I'm gay.
generously: (pic#10807955)

[personal profile] generously 2017-01-26 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I told you, stop worrying about the Sheriff arresting you!

[ Yeah, he's not... from modern times..... ]

In my bar you can be whoever you want as long you're one of the good guys.

[ PASSES HIM THE NON-ALCO LEMONADE THEN ]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-26 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
... Did you just go from vaguely threatening me to giving me a pep talk?

[BUT HE'LL TAKE THE LEMONADE... and eye it suspiciously.]

This isn't poisoned, is it? ... And when did this become your bar?

[Though he's starting to get the feeling that he shouldn't... question these things...]