It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.
... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!
Except there is, perhaps, a few things amiss.
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Probably because Scrap Heap's not about to do us any favors.
[like. you know. actually being helpful, for once.] Can't say I'd blame him with a name like that. Sounds like the kind of thing you'd name a town in one of those simulation games.
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[except the part where it doesn't.]
So you just, uh... woke up like this? For no reason.
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[Tries to give him a shrug. Forgets one of his shoulders is fucked up. Flinches instead.
This is fine.]
Ugh— If there was a reason, the Sheriff didn't say it. [Asshole.] ... Maybe he's mad he had to label the town Whole Ass.
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[like. you know. actually being helpful, for once.] Can't say I'd blame him with a name like that. Sounds like the kind of thing you'd name a town in one of those simulation games.
[imagine whole ass, animal crossing style, tho.]