[ WEEK FIVE ]

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WEEK FIVE

CURRENT POPULATION: 25 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[insincerely]

MONDAY, afternoon:

[Shinnosuke's run into a new problem this week: he needs to stock up on supplies again, but, uh.

Now that he's at the general store, he's reminded of the fact that he can't tell what anything is anymore. Consequently, based on a vague remembrance of which shelves he usually picked stuff off of, he's just... kind of shoving random things into a bag.

He'll figure it out back at the hotel???

Just ignore him if what he's grabbing is completely weird or not even, uh, edible. He'll figure it out.]

WILDCARD:

[Throughout the week, Shinnosuke can be found walking around town, feeling up the buildings (not in that way, okay) to get an idea of where he is, before moving onto another one—working on his mental layout of the place, basically.

He's also covered up his eyes with bandages by now, so no one has to look at his spider web disfigurement anymore!!]

[glaring]

...what are you doing with furniture polish?

[ She's pretty sure he's not grabbing it because he wants to keep the hotel spick and span. ]

[insincerely]

[How do you know he isn't, Rin???

He pauses for a moment, before he replies, deadpan:]

I'm going to poison someone with it. You have a problem with that?

[glaring]

[ Well, yes she would if he was serious but. ]

It depends on who it is.

[insincerely]

Maybe you? Before you can kill me, and all.

[glaring]

Don't poison me. I deserve to go out in a fight.

[insincerely]

You can fight the poison.

[elemancy]

I guess I can understand the beans, but.

[can he understand a can of beans though? not really, beans are gross. but at least they're edible by human standards.]

Are you planning to feed other people's dogs or something?

[he's not sorry for razzing, shinnosuke. maybe try asking for help if you can't see what's on the shelves!]

[insincerely]

[But asking for help is icky???

But Shinnosuke pauses, before putting whatever he just grabbed back on the shelf. Also, don't be such a wuss, Noct. Beans are good for you.]

How did you know? I'm secretly a good Samaritan who makes sure everyone's dogs are fed.

[elemancy]

[beans are icky. much like corpses.]

Oh, good, goood. Then you can get up early and feed Umbra for me so I don't have to.

[#helping]

[insincerely]

... Why is your dog's name as edgy-sounding as yours?

[elemancy]

Don't ask me. Not my dog, and I didn't name him.

[so... he doesn't know. he has exactly zero answers to that question, sorry shinnosuke.]

[insincerely]

You have someone else's dog here?

monday

[robitussin]

Wow, look at all the condoms Shinnosuke is shoving in his bag. Didn't think he had it in him.

[She is saying that much louder than she needs to, because that's who she is as a person.]

[insincerely]

[...]

Don't you know? I have a very active sex life. Sorry, you're just not my type.

[robitussin]

[loud, exaggerated gagging noises]

Right, maybe with your left hand.

[insincerely]

At least I have my left hand.

[robitussin]

Wow. That was low, even for you.

[But also—]

I'm going to remember that you didn't deny it.

[insincerely]

As if you wouldn't do the same.

And feel free to spread whatever rumours you'd like about my urban love life. [because joke's on you, he's basically ace] You'll have to do better than that, though.

monday

[moraled]

[Barnham just... gently moves one of those cans of dog food off to the side so that Shinnosuke grabs some actual food instead.

You know, nbd.

And as he does:]

Ah, Mister Shinnosuke. Good day to you.

[insincerely]

[Thanks, Barnham, you're a pal.]

Huh? Did you really just say that to me? Did this weekend take away what sanity you have left?

[moraled]

I believe myself to still be sane, though of course, that is not always something best determined by the person in question.

[Still, he isn't taking it back!!]

I do not take issue with you, if that is what you are referring to.

[insincerely]

[Well then, clearly he needs to up his game??]

My, what a kind man you are, then.

[moraled]

It has nothing to do with kindness.

You have worked hard in your pursuit of the truth in this town. That is worth respecting.

[insincerely]

Because I'll die if we fail at catching murderers. It's purely for my own interests.