[ WEEK FIVE ]

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WEEK FIVE

CURRENT POPULATION: 25 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[insincerely]

You can fight the poison.

[glaring]

That's too stupid of a joke for me to continue this conversation with.

[insincerely]

What, you're telling me you wouldn't struggle to survive even a little?

[glaring]

[ She's just taking the offending furniture polish out of his bag... as well as a few other, very clearly weird items??? and is silently placing them on a nearby shelf.

Fucking boys who can't look after themselves. ]

[insincerely]

... You know, you can get your own stuff.

[WHY ARE YOU LOOTING HIS BAG, GOSH... he's fine...]

[glaring]

I'm sparing you having to ask someone to read off all of this later.

[ Well, there are probably other ways he could make do, but she doesn't really think a recently-blinded guy should have to do his grocery shopping on his own, so. ]

For starters, you need to get out of this aisle if you want anything edible.

[insincerely]

You're being awfully nice all of a sudden.

[glaring]

I've always been nice. You've just been insufferable.

[ ...it's a lie, though. ]

[insincerely]

I'm pretty sure I'm still being insufferable right now, though?

[glaring]

[ Poking him in the side of the face with the furniture cleaner handle. ]

It loses effect when you seem helpless.

[insincerely]

[Wow, rude.]

I'm not helpless.

[glaring]

You've proven to be a good asset during the trials and investigations, even in your state.

[ ah, but that compliment comes with a price. ]

But considering the horrors I just pulled from your bag, you need practice. It won't do if a killer comes after you next, right?

[insincerely]

What, are you offering to run a simulation?

[glaring]

Not really. Of all the killers that have gotten away so far, I'm not proficient with how they did it anyway.

[insincerely]

Really? What are you proficient at, then?

[glaring]

[ MAGIC—but also: ]

Martial arts.