It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.
... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!
After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.
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[ The resident wildcard robot is never hard to find around town - the only question is why you'd want to find him. Maybe to punch him in the face?? Respectable.
It's easiest to spot Ash at the hotel itself, where he can often be seen doing any number of odd things for great lengths of time. Rarely does he go up to any of the residential floors; instead, he's usually poking around in any one of the common areas with a sense of purpose. One day, he might be in the kitchen, opening up one of the cabinets and removing all the contents so that he can look around inside of it for... whatever he's looking for more easily. Another day, he's on his hands and knees in the sitting room, snooping under furniture and prying up loose floorboards. Really, he's kind of a pest. The only place he stays away from is the bathhouse. He's not a fan of the humidity.
But, once in a while, he can also be found at the train station. You might expect him to be looking at the wanted posters. But he's not. He's parked in front of the cigarette machine, instead, gathering up multiple packs. Can a robot even smoke...? ]
wildcard
[ if you have another idea, go for it!! ash is anti-social, so this is vague, i know. ]
I didn't need to rely on ingesting calories for energy either before coming here, but I love to eat! Food is one of life's greatest pleasure, and even if you don't need it to survive, it's an enjoyable experience that I recommend everyone to take part in at some point in their life!
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[ The resident wildcard robot is never hard to find around town - the only question is why you'd want to find him. Maybe to punch him in the face?? Respectable.
It's easiest to spot Ash at the hotel itself, where he can often be seen doing any number of odd things for great lengths of time. Rarely does he go up to any of the residential floors; instead, he's usually poking around in any one of the common areas with a sense of purpose. One day, he might be in the kitchen, opening up one of the cabinets and removing all the contents so that he can look around inside of it for... whatever he's looking for more easily. Another day, he's on his hands and knees in the sitting room, snooping under furniture and prying up loose floorboards. Really, he's kind of a pest. The only place he stays away from is the bathhouse. He's not a fan of the humidity.
But, once in a while, he can also be found at the train station. You might expect him to be looking at the wanted posters. But he's not. He's parked in front of the cigarette machine, instead, gathering up multiple packs. Can a robot even smoke...? ]
wildcard
[ if you have another idea, go for it!! ash is anti-social, so this is vague, i know. ]
sitting room
Are you looking for secret entrances under there?
[ Ash, what even-- ]
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[ he doesn't even look up at her when he responds. you're not as important as these floorboards!! ]
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So what are you doing?
[ But of course she's still curious. ]
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[ so nope, she's just walking over to join him because she can. ]
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What are you doing?
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[ Duh. ]
kitchen
[she knows that's not at all what he's doing, but let her tease him a bit here]
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Not in the slightest. Anyways, all of these cans look suspect.
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[Milla Maxwell has spent most of her down time in Whole Ass comparing canned food to fresh food, why this]
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[ he'll never be able to appreciate delicious food. ]
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[she looks SO AGHAST]
I didn't need to rely on ingesting calories for energy either before coming here, but I love to eat! Food is one of life's greatest pleasure, and even if you don't need it to survive, it's an enjoyable experience that I recommend everyone to take part in at some point in their life!
kitchen
...Mister Ash, are you looking for something?
[isn't he a robot. does he need food. she's confused]
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[ ... that's all he says in response, and without even turning to look at her. he's rude. ]
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could be worse]
What is it? I can help!
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No.
[ thanks ash ]
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[DENIED!!!!!]
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I said no. I don't want your help. Even talking to you is irritating.
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buuuut she's right back at it, all but prancing into the kitchen.]
I have to make lunch, so I can't leave yet, anyway. [picking up a can left on the counter and examining it! these beans are not what she needs.]
By the way, Mister Ash, do you have a favorite color?
[why are you like this, yuna]
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What does that have to do with anything?
[ HUMANS ARE SO WEIRD ]
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Give me one reason I should tell you anything.
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