It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.
... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!
After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.
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I just mean, there's nothing wrong with that. But he's your ex now? So, whatever. I guess.
[ Will, you're awful at this. He also looks mildly insulted next. ]
I don't kill people because I'm antisocial, Natalie. And if anyone's the serial killer here, it's Hannibal. Look at his face. It screams manipulative bastard!
[ Ugh and now he feels gross teenage feelings. Don't give advice, don't give advice, don't do it -- ]
If you don't want him to be your ex, don't let him be your ex.
[ Will, that's not how it works but he has another argument to make here. HE HAS TO PROVE A POINT. ]
Being in love with Hannibal is like trying to romance the Devil. [ What the fuck. ] Exhausting and full of gaping wounds. [ What the fuck. ] I love him so much my teeth bleed from it.
[There's regret in her expression and body language, but more than that, there's a sudden anger and underlying guilt. She shakes her head sharply, frowning.]
Thanks, but I don't, not that it's any of your business.
[ -- This, of course, makes Will wince and he lifts his hands immediately to dig his palms into his eyes. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck empathy. ]
Calm down. Calm down. Some of us are trying to think here and your -- your shit doesn't take priority.
[ Why does Will Graham ruin everything??? ]
Oh, and he doesn't freak you out? You buy the whole European gentlefucker shtick? Bullshit, bullshit. I'd strangle him the first chance I get. With my bare god damn hands.
[ Why is he so mad suddenly??? Spoilers it's because Natalie's mad and now he can't help but feel mad too. ]
Then she takes the glass of water she was drinking and turns it over so the entire thing spills on his lap, slamming it down on the counter when she's done. It's not hard enough to break it, but there is a loud noise as it collides with the wood. It doesn't drown out her voice, though, as she speaks.]
Fuck you.
[And then she's off. Yikes.]
Edited (please remember to include relevant words, self) 2017-02-16 08:24 (UTC)
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[ Will, you're awful at this. He also looks mildly insulted next. ]
I don't kill people because I'm antisocial, Natalie. And if anyone's the serial killer here, it's Hannibal. Look at his face. It screams manipulative bastard!
[ He's also started slurring again. ]
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[That's all she says to the first part, because she has gross teenage feelings. Sorry, Will.
And then she just kind of scoffs.]
Yeah, if anybody's an awful person here, it's clearly Hannibal. Aren't you in love or whatever?
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If you don't want him to be your ex, don't let him be your ex.
[ Will, that's not how it works but he has another argument to make here. HE HAS TO PROVE A POINT. ]
Being in love with Hannibal is like trying to romance the Devil. [ What the fuck. ] Exhausting and full of gaping wounds. [ What the fuck. ] I love him so much my teeth bleed from it.
[ WHAT THE FUCK ]
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[She just kind of gives him a skeptical glance, because yeah what the fuck??]
You're really starting to freak me out, man.
[Clearly he is the weird one!!]
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Your problems are probably stupid anyway. [ WILL WHY!!! WORST EMPATH ] If you love each other... who cares, go for it.
[ BUT SERIOUSLY HANNIBAL SUCKS. ]
Good. Maybe then you'll stop talking to us. Maybe everyone will finally stop talking to us and leave us alone. Otherwise... [ A shrug. ] Drunk cows.
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Thanks, but I don't, not that it's any of your business.
[A raised eyebrow.]
I said you, not him.
[Hannibal did nothing wrong??]
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Calm down. Calm down. Some of us are trying to think here and your -- your shit doesn't take priority.
[ Why does Will Graham ruin everything??? ]
Oh, and he doesn't freak you out? You buy the whole European gentlefucker shtick? Bullshit, bullshit. I'd strangle him the first chance I get. With my bare god damn hands.
[ Why is he so mad suddenly??? Spoilers it's because Natalie's mad and now he can't help but feel mad too. ]
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Then she takes the glass of water she was drinking and turns it over so the entire thing spills on his lap, slamming it down on the counter when she's done. It's not hard enough to break it, but there is a loud noise as it collides with the wood. It doesn't drown out her voice, though, as she speaks.]
Fuck you.
[And then she's off. Yikes.]