sheriffexe: (the horizon)
sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-15 12:00 pm

[ WEEK ONE ]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40

It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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saurloser: (D_00002)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-23 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Diego Brando; Britain's top jockey, and soon to be America's.

[ He sounds so proud, all proper English accent and everything--more proper than it'd been a few moments ago, even. He gestures at the cup she holds ]

I'd like some tea, but I can't make it for myself.
beyeotic: (need someone to tuck you in?)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-23 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ooooh so he's just a self-important guy who can't take care of himself! Ironically Ana's view of him immediately improves.

She chuckles.]


A British man who can't make tea, what are the odds. [She says as she gets up to go make him tea.] Don't worry, I'll show you.
saurloser: (D_00003)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-23 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it! It's a terrible predicament, not being able to do for myself.

[ He follows her, trailing slightly behind ]
beyeotic: (justice delivered)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-24 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, surely.

[Mm the sass is thick but she's still got humor in her voice.]

What's stopped you from learning such a.. [she hesitates to say] skill?
saurloser: (D_00006)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-24 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say I didn't know how, I said I couldn't.

[ Perhaps the slightest edge of fussiness. Diego Brando does not want to be mocked! Even lightly by grandmas! ]
beyeotic: all icons by me (children behave)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-24 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
You... couldn't?

[This is legitimately confusing.]
saurloser: (D_00017)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-24 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I couldn't. That's what I said.

[ Trying real hard not to be snotty. So hard ]

Are you making the tea now.

[ It's too flat to really pass as a question, but he's making. An effort. ]
beyeotic: (you know nothing)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-24 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[It's so clear he's making an effort to not be an asshole when he's clearly an asshole and honestly Ana can't tell if she's appalled or thinks it's hilarious.

She takes a mug, a tea strainer a tin of loose leaf tea from the cabinets.]


Might I ask why you can't, or am I overstepping my bounds?

[Cuz there's clearly a story here.]
saurloser: (D_00033)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-24 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ He watches her, eyes very clearly tracking her hands as she takes things from the cupboard ]

I could do it if you handed things to me.

[ That's not really an answer is it ]
beyeotic: all icons by me (children behave)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-24 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh by all means. Ana holds a spoon and the tea strainer out to him.]

If you're sure.
beyeotic: all icons by me (children behave)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-24 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[She'll do ya one better.

Opens the tea tin.]
saurloser: (D_00031)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-24 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ Snorts, and takes the items she offers, though he sets the tea strainer down so he can focus on the tin. He even manages to get the spoon into the tea tin like a normal person, though it's maybe abnormally soon after she's removed the lid, and then just... stands there. Tea-filled spoon in hand as he glares slightly at the counter, eyes flicking back and forth like he's searching for something. His gaze passes over both the strainer and the mug she'd pulled down earlier without pausing, like they don't register at all ]

Where did they go...? Point them out.
beyeotic: (justice delivered)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-24 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Where did what go? The mug?

[What's happening?]
saurloser: (D_00035)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-24 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, the mug. Which one--?

[ He extends his free hand out towards the counter, slowly, palm spread--trying to search the missing items out by feel, but gently, like he knows he could knock them over. ]
beyeotic: (you know nothing)

[personal profile] beyeotic 2017-01-24 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh okay she gets it.

Ana places the mug in front of Diego's hand.]


There you go. I'll start some water.
saurloser: (D_00014)

[personal profile] saurloser 2017-01-24 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ yesssss, he, Diego Brando, has found the mug. A victory, for him.

He places his free hand on it, and then frowns again. Instead he places the hand holding the spoon on the mug, just resting his hand there to keep track of it, and gropes around the counter for the tea strainer. Fortunately it's near enough by that he doesn't knock anything off the counter or otherwise before he finds it, and he looks downright pleased with himself as he gets the strainer into the mug and the tea into the strainer
]

There, you see. I'm hardly incapable.