It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.
... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!
After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.
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I feel as though that's very prejudiced! Can't we all get knives too?
[Gosh??]
... I know I like to talk around people, but it's far more annoying when it's done to me. What, are we all dead and really in the cowboy-themed hell realm? Are we in another world?
No. If you plan a murder, you'll be granted weapons to commit it with. Why the hell would I let everyone just walk around with weapons? Then there's no order to this.
[ Just a shake of his head here. ]
This ain't no afterlife, kid. Maybe another world though but not extensively so.
And yet it's okay to let us all walk around with guns? I would say that's messed up, but I imagine that's rather obvious by now.
[Doesn't stop him from seeming rather easygoing about the entire thing, though.]
Well, it's very reassuring to learn that we're not dead. Or probably not dead, at least. But that answer is still kind of unhelpful. What does not extensively so mean?
Means there's not anything else here but this. You could walk but you'll never find anything else. So, might be another world but there's only this town here.
Knives can be thematic! And they're easier around to carry for self-defence too.
... You seem to be a woefully uninformed employee, but I did notice that there was an awful lot of nothing. [Before he decided that he didn't feel like starving to death, thanks.] Would this town happen to be monitored? Or do we have a spy among our ranks?
[He's not really expecting straight answers to these questions, but might as well fire them.]
My, did I strike a nerve? Well, some might argue that you stole them away from their rightful homes, so maybe we ought to kick you out of yours. I mean, I'm not complaining on my behalf—the hotel beats camping out in a forest, but just saying.
Haha, no. You haven't. Don't feel those sort of emotions, son. No, I just mean if you're sitting here thinking I deserve to have my rights stripped away from me for doing what I have to, you're gonna be just fine at this game. Lookin' forward to seeing how you do.
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[Gosh??]
... I know I like to talk around people, but it's far more annoying when it's done to me. What, are we all dead and really in the cowboy-themed hell realm? Are we in another world?
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No. If you plan a murder, you'll be granted weapons to commit it with. Why the hell would I let everyone just walk around with weapons? Then there's no order to this.
[ Just a shake of his head here. ]
This ain't no afterlife, kid. Maybe another world though but not extensively so.
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[Doesn't stop him from seeming rather easygoing about the entire thing, though.]
Well, it's very reassuring to learn that we're not dead. Or probably not dead, at least. But that answer is still kind of unhelpful. What does not extensively so mean?
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[ He shrugs. ]
Means there's not anything else here but this. You could walk but you'll never find anything else. So, might be another world but there's only this town here.
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... You seem to be a woefully uninformed employee, but I did notice that there was an awful lot of nothing. [Before he decided that he didn't feel like starving to death, thanks.] Would this town happen to be monitored? Or do we have a spy among our ranks?
[He's not really expecting straight answers to these questions, but might as well fire them.]
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Eh, never cared to ask, I suppose. And no spies among you, only me. I watch ya as I can, don't really care beyond that.
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Went upstairs. That's where my apartment is.
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So what? Ain't like I don't deserve a place to live.
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So, you believe because I'm an "accomplice to kidnapping" -- your words, that I don't deserve a place to live. That I should be homeless?
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[He smiles.]
I'll take that as a compliment, though. [...] But don't call me "son".
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[ :) ]
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Screw you.
[He's so tempted to flip him off, but he'll refrain... Instead, he just smiles oh-so-insincerely.]
Well then, have a nice day, Mr. Sheriff. I'll leave you to suffer the barrage of unhappy questions and comments.