sheriffexe: (the horizon)
sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-15 12:00 pm

[ WEEK ONE ]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40

It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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alcobrawlic: (The sound of ejaculation??)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-15 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
He's...

-- Okay, before I say anything else, what is he?
cherrypuncher: (when they fade into the dust)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-15 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[AAAAAAA SHE'S ALREADY TALKED HERSELF INTO A CORNER AAAAAA SHE CAN'T EXPLAIN THE MAGICAL FAIRY IT'S A SECRET SHE'S DOOMED]

He! Um! He only looks like a cow!

[oh my god yuna this level of panic isn't necessary]
alcobrawlic: (Ooh la NO)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-15 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
... So he's a... cow-like... creature?

[ YUNA WHY ARE YOU PANICKING. ]
cherrypuncher: (we'll put up such a fight)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-15 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! [BIG RELIEVED SIGH oh my god yuna] But not really a cow, s-so feeding him jerky wasn't so bad...
alcobrawlic: (Ooh la la)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-15 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as the... not-cow wasn't only eating grass and greens, yeah. I don't think that's a crime!
cherrypuncher: (though i've said the worst things)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-16 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
He was eating everything... [she sounds so tired just at the memory...... gyuki was a menace]

Aaahh, I'm so glad you understand...! [SHE'S SO RELIEVED]
alcobrawlic: (Time to play friendship counselor)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-16 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, there are things that look like... sheep monkeys... I can't really say there wouldn't be something that looks like a cow.
cherrypuncher: (kiss your fist and touch the sky)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-16 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
...

Sheep monkeys?

[WHAAAAAAT]
alcobrawlic: (God bless Mother Nature)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-16 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Well... they were called Creepy Sheep, but you know... typical perverted monsters.

[ Sara, not everyone has monsters, we've been through this. ]
cherrypuncher: (and i am convinced)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-16 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
There isn't anything typical-sounding about that!
alcobrawlic: ('Cause tonight for the first time)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-16 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
... You don't have monsters, either?

[ Well. Percy's case was different, but she won't mention that. ]
cherrypuncher: (we have several interests in common)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-16 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
If I do, I don't think they're like what you're talking about at all!
alcobrawlic: (The street's the place to go)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-16 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay, humor me. What do you think they're like?
cherrypuncher: (we'll put up such a fight)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-16 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Uh!

[SHIT NOPE SHE'S TALKED HERSELF INTO A CORNER AGAIN except she backs herself out of this one quickly enough]

When I think of a monster, I think of...you know! [She holds her arms out and makes some gestures with her hands that are...probably supposed to mean claws??] Graaaawwrrr. And, you know! [holding her fingers in front of her mouth—fangs?????] Grrr. Or with horns and demon tails! [She puts her fingers up to her head like horns.] Uh, you know, like in storybooks and movies!

[you know......]
alcobrawlic: (AHEM)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-16 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
...

Well, I won't say we don't have those too.

[ WHAT A GOOD IMPRESSION... ]
cherrypuncher: (when they fade into the dust)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-18 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[A sigh of relief knowing she's been understood, followed by—]

You mean that's not all?!
alcobrawlic: ('Cause tonight for the first time)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-18 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... a very breezy laugh. ]

Oh, the stories I could tell you!
cherrypuncher: (one day when we are ready for crying)

[personal profile] cherrypuncher 2017-01-19 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
I-I don't know if I'm ready... I might not be strong enough to hear them...

[what!!! WHAT!!!!!]
alcobrawlic: (I too have a shounen smile)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-19 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine! I'll spare you all the fun details until you're a little older.

[ ... Now she's just being a troll. ]