[ WEEK ONE ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[robitussin]

I didn't ask for your input.

[saurloser]

Fortunately for you, I am generous. I'll give it to you anyway.

[robitussin]

Okay, let me rephrase, since apparently that was too difficult for you to understand. I don't want your input about anything, ever.

[saurloser]

Then I revise my earlier statement on your fortune. Regardless, I'll give it to you.

[robitussin]

Don't you have anything better to do, man?

[saurloser]

[ Gestures at all this nothing, arms spread wide ]

Do any of us have anything better to do that get to know each other? If we're going to accuse or absolved each other of murders we should be on familiar terms. And, of course, we share a room. Let's be friends. You're very lucky, after all, to be sharing a room with me.

[robitussin]

The first time we talked you shoved me out of the room and shut the door in my face. I have many better things to do than get to know you.

[saurloser]

That was yesterday. It's not good to hold onto grudges, you know.

[ Waves a hand like, I forgive you ]

Or, would you prefer to sleep in a room with someone you haven't agreed to be on good terms with?

[robitussin]

Wow. Is that a threat?

[saurloser]

Simply an observation. I am aware you think poorly of me, which I hear is the sort of thing that keeps a person up at night.

[robitussin]

Barely veiled threats are really not the way to make my impression of you change, dude.

[saurloser]

[ Shrugs! Wow, so much shrugging! ]

You can continue being as acrimonious as you want, if you'd really prefer.

[robitussin]

And you could not imply that I might need to be worried about falling asleep, and yet, here we are.

[saurloser]

No, I was saying that you might worry over whether you needed to worry about falling sleep, and I was trying to be reassuring.

[robitussin]

Yeah, sure. Why the sudden, out of nowhere concern?

[saurloser]

Well, we are roommates.

It could become annoying to room with you if you are going to dislike me.

[robitussin]

Right. Well, I won't be a dick to you if you leave me alone. You won't even have to know I dislike you. That sound fair?

[saurloser]

Hmm, no, I think we should get along.

[robitussin]

That's not going to happen, especially not if you try to force it.

[saurloser]

[ Hm, no. This perplexes me. That doesn't sound remotely right. Everyone wants to be friends with Diego Brando ]

Well, you can call it whatever you like.

[robitussin]

I'll tell you exactly what I'm calling it. I don't like you, and I don't trust you.

[saurloser]

Yes, but that's why we're having this discussion.

[ D U H. things like that can just be decided on in a single meeting shh it's fine ]

[robitussin]

This isn't even a discussion, it's you trying to tell me what to do and failing.

[saurloser]

I haven't ordered you to do anything, you'd know if I had. I am simply telling you how I think things should be.

[ There is a pause ]

I have something to ask you.

[robitussin]

What is it?