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sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-15 12:00 pm

[ WEEK ONE ]

WEEK ONE

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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (everyone please shut up)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-16 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Entertainment? That's always worth something, though I suppose you're right—there's likely more to all this.
stentorian: (♚ are as wet as a warthog's backside)

[personal profile] stentorian 2017-01-17 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
[He picks up his rulebook and flips through the pages quickly before loudly snapping it shut.]

Is someone so depraved as to be willing to pay for this little show, I wonder?

[Manfred wouldn't put it past some criminals to be so twisted as to want to watch their very own coliseum with murdering gladiators.]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (i have several christmas dates lined up)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-17 06:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, people have paid for worse. Who knows—maybe we have some depraved enough for that even among the people here?
stentorian: (♚ my words are a matter of pride)

[personal profile] stentorian 2017-01-19 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no doubt about that.

Humans are a depraved species, after all.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-19 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
And don't you look smug saying that.

[Shinnosuke has room to talk, right???]
stentorian: (♚ the lights are not all on upstairs)

[personal profile] stentorian 2017-01-21 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's the truth. I have seen my share of them, after all.

[Excuse u Manfred, you're one of them.]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (i have several christmas dates lined up)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-21 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah uh Manfred]

... You know, if you keep smirking like trash, people are going to suspect you?
stentorian: (♚ pay attention!)

[personal profile] stentorian 2017-01-21 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Suspect me of what? Has anyone been killed already?

[He shakes his head, and then wags his finger condescendingly.]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-21 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He is unimpressed by condescending finger wags.]

Of being likely to murder?
stentorian: (♚ kings and successions)

[personal profile] stentorian 2017-01-21 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He allows himself a chuckle.

BUT SHINNOSUKE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW RIGHT YOU ARE.]


That is all the evidence they have of their suspicion, then. A smirk.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
I get the feeling that in a place like this, we'll be running off of that kind of evidence.
stentorian: (♚ pay attention!)

[personal profile] stentorian 2017-01-21 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph, I won't let that happen.

[He sounds so sure he'll be able to do that.]