[ WEEK ONE ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[glaring]

Nothing else to it?! S-something like that shouldn't be possible! Besides, why is my shirt all bloody, then?

[ the reason she's asking is important.

it's because it's what she's going to need to know before judging if he's a pervert or not. ]

[sheriffexe]

And here we are, ma'am.

[ She'll get a shrug in response to that though. ]

Suppose you're supposed to have a bloody shirt. You can get a replacement at the shop.

[glaring]

[ Okay well, she's going to pretend like she hasn't already "borrowed" a top, which is hiding in her room... thanks sheriff, she... guesses. ]

That doesn't make up for any of this, you know. You shouldn't have been able to retrieve me from where I was.

I really don't want to thank you, either. I would if there wasn't the entire killing thing.

[sheriffexe]

Didn't do it to save your life. Did it for you to save your own life, I guess. You win a reward, can go back home, can live. That sort of thing. Change your own fate or whatever.

[glaring]

[ That makes it easier to be annoyed, she guesses. ]

What kind of reward?

[sheriffexe]

Ehhh, just whatever. Change time. Change your life. Whatever. You got a wish, I can grant it.

[glaring]

[ Well, that's eerily familiar. ]

So let me get this right—you can grant a wish, but only after we all kill each other for it. How do you do it?

[sheriffexe]

Don't really know. Just do. Guess my employers do more than me but, eh. S'just how it goes.

[glaring]

Let me guess. There's nothing helpful you can tell me about your employers?

[sheriffexe]

Dunno. Depends on your questions and what you find to be helpful, I guess.

[glaring]

Do they have a name?

[sheriffexe]

Ehhhh. I guess. Maybe? Can't really say it though.

[glaring]

Why do they hide their name?

[sheriffexe]

[ A shake of his head. ]

They ain't hiding it. I just can't say it, like literally. Impossible to make the sounds necessary with this kind of mouth.

[glaring]

[ what the ]

You can't pronounce it?!