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WEEK ONE

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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.

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It could, but that's still really terrible!

Really? Considering the array of crimes we've got on these posters, cannibalism fantasies seem pretty mild. Don't worry, I'm sure everyone will still think you're a good kid.

Worse stuff doesn't make bad stuff better! These posters are a horrible idea...

Well, I can't say I appreciate them all that much either, but they're providing some entertainment if nothing else.

But honestly, while they don't seem to contain any blatant lies from what I've seen, don't put too much stock into them. I doubt anyone else is.

I don't believe them! [She's only really looked at hers, though, whoops.] I think they're just here to get a reaction out of us... Aaaahhh, but it's workiiiinnnng!

[...]

You know what I foresee?

No, what?

A complete and utter disaster in this little festival by the name of Yuki Yuna.

You don't have to forsee me if I'm right in front of you...

[BUT SHE DOESN'T OBJECT TO THE DISASTER PART???]

Well, you're not acting as much of a trainwreck as you'll probably become. I'm expecting it to get worse.

[YUNA...]

If a bunch of silly posters are getting this kind of reaction out of you...

I-I'm just a little embarrassed, that's all! That's perfectly natural when you're being lied about!

Ah? And where's the lie?

He wasn't a cow!

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[He can't believe Yuna cares so much about this??]

But he was like a cow, right? Close enough, isn't it?

I told you, it wasn't like that! It really wasnnnn't!

[SHE CAN'T BE A GOOD HERO IF EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S SOME KIND OF WOULD-BE CANNIBAL]

[pls don't defend yourself in trials like this yuna]

Oh? Was it like this instead, then? He was a herbivore, but you were cruelly trying to convert him into a carnivore against his will...

No way! I was sharing my snacks because he was hungry! [And she adds, kind of exasperatedly muttering to herself:] He was always hungry...

[she misses her stupid all-eating cow fairy]

... And you didn't think to have something other than jerky on hand despite knowing his appetite?

I told you I didn't think that far ahead!

[she will admit to stupid BUT NOT TO CRUEL!!!]

Well, you see, I'm not entirely convinced it wasn't on purpose...

[that's bullshit he fully believes that yuna's stupid enough for that]

Now you're just messing with meeee...

["now"]

[sweet summer child...]

Really? I thought I was messing with you since the beginning. You know, you should be wary? Naive girls like you tend to get taken advantage of by men. Even the thought that you might be a cannibal probably won't deter them.

You're always saying weird stuff like that...

—me being a cannibal is a big step up from feeding a cow jerky and I didn't even do that! [AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]