sheriffexe: (the horizon)
sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-15 12:00 pm

[ WEEK ONE ]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40

It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-16 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shinnosuke failed Sympathy 101, so sorry, Simon.]

... I'm sorry, what? What kind of jail system do you have that you were allowed to bring him his portable chessboard and no one questioned this?
court_chesster: (85)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-16 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... they probably would have questioned it if I hadn't smuggled it in...
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-17 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty impressive, actually. Looks like you're not completely useless—and ah, thank you for confirming how fishy you are.
court_chesster: (14)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-17 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
F-fishy? I'm not fishy! Maybe I sneak around and maybe if I find things that people aren't watching too closely I'll take them with me and maybe I don't have any friends, but that doesn't make me fishy!
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-17 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
... Are you trying to prove my point or disprove it?
court_chesster: (5)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-17 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know anymore, but I didn't kill anybody!
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-17 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Conclusion so far: a murderer and just hiding it, not a murderer but a nervous wreck and possibly crazy, or not a murderer but liable to go crazy from being a nervous wreck and snap at some point. Or some combination of the above, to be honest.]

Why don't you shout that out louder? I'm sure the rest of the population would like to hear it.
court_chesster: (88)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-17 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Clamps his hands over his mouth and mumbles an unintelligible response. ]