It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.
... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!
After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.
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[Pauses. Dramatically. Clasps his hands together like he's about to impart sacred knowledge upon her.]
Ass and butt mean the same thing. But you don't want to call your butt an ass in front of your, I don't know— Parents? Teachers? Anyone who'd, y'know, start clutching their pearls over your potty mouth.
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shrugs!!]
What? It's not like I'm wrong. We could totally end up naming the town Whole Ass if he just lets us pick whatever we want.
[........................... They totally ended up naming the town "Whole Ass." Whoops.]
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[ please teach her bad words, jason ]
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Uh, exactly what it sounds like? Whole Ass.
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What does ass mean?
[ why have you made me type this ]
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Oh. Oh, my god.
[XION????????? NOT SURE IF SHE'S JOKING OR—]
No offense, but how do you not know what ass means? That's like — basic vocabulary. Linguistic blasphemy.
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[ now she's pouting. pouting mightily ]
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[He's. So confused. Okay. Rubs his forehead???
Time to do some damage control.]
Okay. Don't worry. We're about to get you schooled. [Are they.....] You know what a butt is, right?
[Please say yes. His poor heart won't be able to take a no.]
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but
why?????
is this happening
Xion has the good grace to look scandalized, but she nods slowly. ]
Yeah, of course I do...
[ how is this related jason, why are you suddenly talking about butts ]
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[Pauses. Dramatically. Clasps his hands together like he's about to impart sacred knowledge upon her.]
Ass and butt mean the same thing. But you don't want to call your butt an ass in front of your, I don't know— Parents? Teachers? Anyone who'd, y'know, start clutching their pearls over your potty mouth.
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[ She means parents and teachers. And, after that very casually dropped comment, she keeps frowning. ]
Okay. I still don't really get why it's a big deal, but I understand what ass means now, at least.
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It's funny. Some people get really mad when you say it. That's all there is to it.
[So, yeah.]
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Xion just ... tilts her head, looking confused. ]
.... I don't get it. [ 2 pure, 2 disney ] But, um, if you say so.