[ WEEK ONE ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[robitussin]

Oh, right, of course. Because refusing to explain your hysterical laughter is doing you a lot of favors.

[insincerely]

Hey, weren't you ever taught not to be so judgmental?

[robitussin]

Nope.

[At least she's honest, or something.]

Spill.

[insincerely]

Maybe we should fix that... though I suppose I'm not the best teacher in that case.

[He glances down at the rulebook.]

I'm just amused at the reminder of what people really are like.

[robitussin]

I can already tell that you're uniquely unqualified to teach that.

[A shrug.]

Because the people who brought us here are assholes, or because someone is going to be an idiot and inevitably take them up on the offer for a reward?

[insincerely]

Uniquely is a bit harsh, don't you think?

[He smiles.]

Who says it isn't both?

[robitussin]

The truth hurts, and all that.

[She tilts her head slightly.]

Maybe it is, I don't know. That's why I was asking you.

[insincerely]

Then the answer to your question is both. There are too many people who'd enjoy watching a sick game like this, and it's in human nature to crack when under pressure.

Whoever designed this entire thing is probably a fan of the human psyche, I'd imagine.

[robitussin]

Either that, or they just want to watch a bloodbath and know enough to realize this will work. Don't need to be a fan of the human psyche to know how to use it to your benefit.

[A shrug.]

[insincerely]

Ah, but that's the boring answer.

[robitussin]

...You're pretty blasé about something that necessarily involves murder no matter which way you slice it, aren't you?

[insincerely]

Really? I'm actually very afraid right now, though. Would you prefer it if I started panicking instead?

[robitussin]

I feel like there's a pretty sizable middle ground between the two options.