sheriffexe: (the horizon)
sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-15 12:00 pm

[ WEEK ONE ]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40

It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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sidearmofthelaw: (06)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-17 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ She laughs. ]

I've definitely done everything on my poster and more, kid.
court_chesster: (92)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-17 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Ah. I don't... think there's anything... um, wrong!! With any of that!

[ Avoiding eye contact and sweating slightly. ]
sidearmofthelaw: (14)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-17 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. Me either.

[ She tilts her head a little. ]

What, are you embarrassed?
court_chesster: (89)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-17 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ This seems like a good point to cover his face entirely. ]

N-no way! Whatever two people want to do when they like each other, I'm happy for them!
sidearmofthelaw: (15)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-17 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? And how about your murder? Embarrassed about that? Or just worried people are gonna take it out on you? It does seem like a rough environment to have a reputation.
court_chesster: (85)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-17 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Noooo, the poster has it all wrong! I didn't do any murder! I saw a murder!
sidearmofthelaw: (03)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-19 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Is that right? Well, that's still kinda interesting. How exactly did it go down, then?
court_chesster: (89)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Seems to struggle with it awhile before practically weeping out the explanation. ]

It's... it's kind of a long story. I saw a president get assassinated and be replaced by a body double. I'm the only one who knows the truth, and they couldn't find me to get rid of me, so... I guess they decided to make me into a criminal.
sidearmofthelaw: (02)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-22 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ She appears not at all bothered by his distress. ]

Really... Huh. And the body double managed to actually hold up the act? That'd be a first in my experience with 'em.

[ It is not at all clear whether she actually believes him. ]
court_chesster: (57)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-22 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cripes, this place is a tough crowd. ]

He did. Twelve years, and nobody even noticed.
sidearmofthelaw: (10)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-23 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
Twelve years? So you were, what—

[ She glances at his poster again. ]

Twelve, when you witnessed this murder?
court_chesster: (58)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-23 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. And the matron where I was living was in on the whole thing, so I ended up on the streets for awhile. Eventually I wound up in the circus.
sidearmofthelaw: (13)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-24 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
And you're saying after all that you didn't end up murdering anyone?
court_chesster: (88)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-24 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Nowaynoway! The police were already after me for imaginary reasons! Imagine if they had real ones, too!
sidearmofthelaw: (15)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
They might not be at you for imaginary reasons if you took out all the assholes in power.
court_chesster: (85)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-24 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-what? You really think a weakling like me could do something like that?
sidearmofthelaw: (10)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-24 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
Being weak doesn't have to be a permanent condition.