sheriffexe: (the horizon)
sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-15 12:00 pm

[ WEEK ONE ]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40

It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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robitussin: (feel like i feel too)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-17 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Opens mouth. Closes mouth. Opens it again after a long moment.]

...I would ask, but I don't really think I want to know.
flippity: (pic#10940810)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-17 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It was really tasty though. If I turn myself in do you think I'd get the reward?

[ she glances back at her own poster. ]

Probably not. That sheriff guy wasn't very nice.
robitussin: (there will be light)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-17 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I feel like his idea of bounty takes the whole alive part out of dead or alive. At least nobody will kill you to get a potato, at least? Probably.

[Always look on the bright side.]
flippity: (pic#10940860)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-17 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think people will actually do that? Try to kill each other?

[ he said that was the point in all of this, but someone telling them to do something and actually doing it are two different things. ]
robitussin: (unless you sell him)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-17 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, yeah. Obviously, if they believe that he's actually going to reward them for it, someone's going to take him up on it.

[She's too cynical to believe anything else.]
flippity: (pic#10940836)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-18 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
But we don't know if he'll actually do it or not! He doesn't seem very trustworthy.

[ the idea of actually murdering someone based on nothing but a maybe is ridiculous to her. ]</small?
robitussin: (for just another day)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-18 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Right. You know that, and I know that, but that's not a guarantee that some people here won't be really fucking stupid if they think he can offer them something they're desperate for.
flippity: (pic#10945598)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-18 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Like money?

[ since most of the people seem to have high bounties. ]
robitussin: (if they love each other)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-18 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
That's probably enough to motivate at least a couple people here, yeah.

[A shrug.]

One of the rules is that anyone who wants to murder someone has to talk to him beforehand. Maybe that's so they can settle on a reward, or whatever.
flippity: (pic#10940830)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-18 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
What happens if they don't? Would he kill them as punishment?
robitussin: (and how can i enjoy)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, why are you asking me this? How am I supposed to know?
flippity: (pic#10940893)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-18 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. I'm not asking you, I'm... thinking out loud?
robitussin: (unless you sell him)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-18 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
You could probably ask him. No idea if he'd tell you, but.
flippity: (pic#10940821)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-18 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd need to find him again...
robitussin: (bleeding out in the--)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-18 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe he's in his office? I mean, the rulebook did say to ask him if you had any questions, I doubt he's hiding where none of us can find him.
flippity: (pic#10940891)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-18 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you tried talking to him yet?
robitussin: (sitting staring at walls)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-18 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah. Gotta say, I don't really see the point? And I don't feel like cooperating with some asshole who's only here to make sure we all kill each other.
flippity: (pic#10940845)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
I want to beat him up.

[ the urge to fight him is strong and forever present. ]
robitussin: (so you won't feel so sick)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-19 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[She pauses, blinking. She can't say she expected that.]

...Well, that wasn't what I thought you were going to say, but it's not like it's unwelcome. Although, seeing as he's probably made out of metal, that might not be the best plan of action.
flippity: (pic#10762138)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-19 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I've punched metal before.

[ although she doesn't know if he has other stuff besides metal going for him, like... weapons... ]

Ahhh! I hate not doing anything!
robitussin: (bleeding out in the--)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, hold up. When and why did you punch something made of metal?

[Does she need to be concerned, Papika!!]
flippity: (pic#10940810)

[personal profile] flippity 2017-01-20 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't here! It was... another robot and it was attacking me!
robitussin: (if they love each other)

[personal profile] robitussin 2017-01-21 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I continue to have more and more questions which I don't necessarily want the answers to.