It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.
... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!
After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.
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[ despite telling jason like 2 seconds ago she doesn't care if the teenaged boy demographic is pleased or not. ]
Though I'm never going to stop questioning why teenage boy humor is basically five year old boy humor. Is this what mid-twenties boy humor is going to be like, too?
Might be. I'll try to tone it down just for you. [Except that a.) no he won't because he's Percy and she knows that and b.) way to imply to literally everybody in the room that you're planning on being together forever. That's good, Percy.]
You won't and I wouldn't want you to, anyway. For some irrational reason. [ she definitely called the part where it was pointless to pretend they weren't dating. GOOD JOB, JACKSON like she's doing much better though. ]
We're not naming the town Fuck Ass or Jack Ass. [It's been two days and Jason already got him to drop an f-bomb.] Whole Ass seems to be the vote so far.
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Better ring to it than "who the heck knows where we are."
[He is also a teenage boy that finds this funny, leave him alone.]
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Fine, I guess I'll vote for it, too.
[ despite telling jason like 2 seconds ago she doesn't care if the teenaged boy demographic is pleased or not. ]
Though I'm never going to stop questioning why teenage boy humor is basically five year old boy humor. Is this what mid-twenties boy humor is going to be like, too?
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Might be. I'll try to tone it down just for you. [Except that a.) no he won't because he's Percy and she knows that and b.) way to imply to literally everybody in the room that you're planning on being together forever. That's good, Percy.]
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[ stop flirting?????????? ]
CRASHES IN HERE TO RUIN THIS MOMENT im so sorry
Guys.
Don't mind Jason as he leans over and wolf whistles at them.]
Yo, get a room!
[You're still in the middle of the town meeting. Sorry.]
jason, that's rude
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but okay it's not worse than being thrown in a lake so she just kind of rolls her eyes and ceases flirting with her boyfriend for five minutes ]
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[Stop.]
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[Saying this like 1) Ass isn't explicit enough, and 2) Jason isn't 15-years-old himself.]
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