[ WEEK ONE ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[impulsiveness]

Wait— Why didn't you pick a name for this place before dragging us here? That's awfully lazy of you, y'know.

[Jason, don't complain about your kidnappers this way? Gosh.]

What if we name this place something like, I don't know, Whole Ass? You sure you want to put this choice in our hands?

[Stop.]

[sheriffexe]

Theme of the game is to do things by your choice, kid. Everything here is up to you and how you decide to do it, including naming the town. Can't feel responsibility for a place if you don't feel ownership of it.

And if that's what you choose to do, can't really stop y'all.

[impulsiveness]

Kind of a funny theme, then, isn't it? Since none of us our here by our choice. It's hard to feel all warm and fuzzy about a place you really don't want to be in.

[Anyway:]

Then that's my vote: Whole Ass.

[tightly]

[ Just going to... look at him, like.

?????

What the hell? ]

[athenite]

[ annabeth is giving jason a look, too. ]

Boys. [ gods above. ]

[impulsiveness]

[SHRUGS AT HER, LIFTING BOTH HANDS?????

Sorry, Chane. He's 15 and still finds poop jokes funny.]

[dmails]

The name is important for coordination! Don't waste it on something stupid.

[That said:] I propose we refer to it as Omega Space - no, Freyja's Forsaken City!

[impulsiveness]

[Just. Gives him a look of complete and utter disbelief.]

In what universe is Freyja's Forsaken City a better name than Whole Ass?

[insincerely]

Hey, I'd vote for Whole Ass.

[impulsiveness]

Sweet.

[Fist bump???? Don't leave him hanging, chum.]

[guiltlevel]

[ Russell's thinking Really Hard about what to name the city. Look, he's trying his best. Hand to chin... Pondering.

Shinnosuke definitely gets a weird look because he's... Him though. Wtf dude. ]

[expelliarmed]

[ THINKING IT OVER ]

That's got my vote.

[ dad would be proud ]

[impulsiveness]

Great. That makes four votes for Whole Ass.

[he wasn't serious about naming the town Whole Ass but now the ball's rolling and he can't stop it rip]

Gimme five, chum.

[hydrokinetics]

[...sorry, he's busy snickering.]

Better ring to it than "who the heck knows where we are."

[He is also a teenage boy that finds this funny, leave him alone.]

[athenite]

I knew you'd vote for that.

[ b o y s ]

[impulsiveness]

Anything's got a better ring to it than "who the heck knows where we are." Could've been Half Ass, Little Ass, Fuck Ass, Jack Ass...

[Stop.]

[thatsthespirit]

[Whole. . . Ass???]

While I can appreciate the push against authority, I'm not sure I agree with your particular sense of humor.

[impulsiveness]

[Whole Ass.]

Eh, you can't win them all. [Shrugs!!!] Did you have another name in mind?

[moraled]

[wtf you guys.]

Is this truly the matter we should be currently focusing our attention upon?

[CHILDREN, PLEASE]

[insincerely]

Yes. It's funny.

[And that's allllll that matters.]

We could all just get straight to shooting each other, if that's what you'd prefer.

[impulsiveness]

Nope.

[Pops that p.]

But if you want to yell at the Sheriff while he stonewalls you, go for it.

[shalashaska]

...I'll pitch my vote in for this one. [Fingerguns!]

[impulsiveness]

[Fingerguns back!!]

Thanks, chum!

[cherrypuncher]

[a lot is happening here and yuna is definitely kind of freaking out a little and she doesn't know where to begin except for this, this is regular amounts of unpleasant, "whole ass" is endurable]

Y-you can't name it that!

[SHE CAN'T SAY ASS]

[ceded]

[ just

kind of stares at him, sideways, surprised and also

Deeply Confused

... what does that even mean and why does it sound bad? ]