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sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-15 12:00 pm

[ WEEK ONE ]

WEEK ONE

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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.



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sidearmofthelaw: (13)

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[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-16 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
You do, a bit, but don't worry too much about it. It's kinda cute.

[ She does eye the list of thefts on his poster as well. But given hers as an example, it seems unlikely anyone's list of crimes are exhaustive or necessarily representative. ]
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[personal profile] hitsitoff 2017-01-17 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Okay, "cute" throws him slightly, because that's not usually what people say about him in this kinda context.]

Wh... Uh. [Yeah, you know, he's just gonna move past that bit.] ...Don't think anyone can blame me for wantin' to punch something anyway, in this crazy place.
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[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-19 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Punching's not what I'd immediately go for myself, but I don't want to waste my ammo. No blame from me, though.

[ She smirks. ]

'Course, if you try stealing any of my things, that'll change quick.
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[personal profile] hitsitoff 2017-01-19 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Punching's kinda what I do. [...] Not-- Not like the stupid poster's saying, it's just part of my job. Don't really use guns.

[Because fuck guns.]

...Yeah, no, you don't gotta worry about that. I'm not actually much of a thief.
sidearmofthelaw: (15)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-20 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Only a little bit of a thief, huh? Well, who among us hasn't stolen an artifact or a mayor now and then.

[ Is she joking? She says that with a straight face. ]

I have known some people like that in the past. Who preferred punching to guns, that is. Not exclusively, though, and I never really understood it myself.
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[personal profile] hitsitoff 2017-01-20 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
...If I said the mayor was a corrupt bastard, would that make it sound better or worse?

[He's not really sure of that one himself.]

Right... I just don't like 'em. Used to use guns in the past, but... well, that's the past.

I get by just fine without 'em, though.
sidearmofthelaw: (14)

[personal profile] sidearmofthelaw 2017-01-22 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Definitely better. I've dealt with a few of that sort myself.

[ Now she smiles. Good memories. ]

That's good to know.