[ WEEK ONE ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK ONE

CURRENT POPULATION: 40 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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[cherrypuncher]

[and she just sort of hangs her head defeatedly]

That really is what happened, though...

[SHE KNOWS...SHE KNOWS SHE'S A MORON......]

[insincerely]

[he should feel bad for bullying her but he totally doesn't]

Well, did you at least learn your lesson, or should we be worried about future attempts at cannibalism from you?

[cherrypuncher]

It's not like that! That isn't gonna happen!

[insincerely]

Are you sure?

[you're hanging around hannibal—]

[cherrypuncher]

[ALL OF THIS CONCERN ABOUT CANNIBALISM WHEN THE TRUE CULPRIT IS!! RIGHT THERE!!!]

Positive!

[insincerely]

[He just laughs because ah, this is fun. This is what you're good for, Yuna.]

A friendly word of advice: being so enthusiastic in your denial only makes you look more suspicious.

[cherrypuncher]

[She slumps again, comically overexaggerated about the whole thing.]

But it's embarrassing... What if I don't have time to explain it to everyone?!

[insincerely]

Then I guess they'll be left assuming you have cannibalism fantasies. It could be worse, couldn't it?

[cherrypuncher]

It could, but that's still really terrible!

[insincerely]

Really? Considering the array of crimes we've got on these posters, cannibalism fantasies seem pretty mild. Don't worry, I'm sure everyone will still think you're a good kid.

[cherrypuncher]

Worse stuff doesn't make bad stuff better! These posters are a horrible idea...

[insincerely]

Well, I can't say I appreciate them all that much either, but they're providing some entertainment if nothing else.

But honestly, while they don't seem to contain any blatant lies from what I've seen, don't put too much stock into them. I doubt anyone else is.

[cherrypuncher]

I don't believe them! [She's only really looked at hers, though, whoops.] I think they're just here to get a reaction out of us... Aaaahhh, but it's workiiiinnnng!

[insincerely]

[...]

You know what I foresee?

[cherrypuncher]

No, what?

[insincerely]

A complete and utter disaster in this little festival by the name of Yuki Yuna.

[cherrypuncher]

You don't have to forsee me if I'm right in front of you...

[BUT SHE DOESN'T OBJECT TO THE DISASTER PART???]

[insincerely]

Well, you're not acting as much of a trainwreck as you'll probably become. I'm expecting it to get worse.

[YUNA...]

If a bunch of silly posters are getting this kind of reaction out of you...

[cherrypuncher]

I-I'm just a little embarrassed, that's all! That's perfectly natural when you're being lied about!

[insincerely]

Ah? And where's the lie?

[cherrypuncher]

He wasn't a cow!

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]

[insincerely]

[He can't believe Yuna cares so much about this??]

But he was like a cow, right? Close enough, isn't it?

[cherrypuncher]

I told you, it wasn't like that! It really wasnnnn't!

[SHE CAN'T BE A GOOD HERO IF EVERYONE THINKS SHE'S SOME KIND OF WOULD-BE CANNIBAL]

[insincerely]

[pls don't defend yourself in trials like this yuna]

Oh? Was it like this instead, then? He was a herbivore, but you were cruelly trying to convert him into a carnivore against his will...

[cherrypuncher]

No way! I was sharing my snacks because he was hungry! [And she adds, kind of exasperatedly muttering to herself:] He was always hungry...

[she misses her stupid all-eating cow fairy]