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WEEK ONE

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It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings.

... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours!

After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts.

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No no no, it's not like that, he wasn't even a real cow...!

[AAAAAA WHY THIS]

[what the hell does "not even a real cow" mean]

Oh, so you're denying him true cowhood? How cruel!

[being a magical girl is suffering]

But he wasn't! He was only like a cow, so it doesn't count!

[He nods solemnly.]

Okay. So you were just trying to live out the fantasy of encouraging cannibalism. I understand now.

No, no, that's so weird! He was hungry and it was what I had with me!

[ur pretty weird yuna]

You kept jerky on you knowing that you would be accompanying a not-cow? Are you sure you don't have secret cannibalism fantasies?

I'm sure! I'm positive! I really didn't think that far ahead!

[she'll admit to being stupid tho]

[poor yuna]

Ah, so you're just a moron. Boring. I already knew that.

[and she just sort of hangs her head defeatedly]

That really is what happened, though...

[SHE KNOWS...SHE KNOWS SHE'S A MORON......]

[he should feel bad for bullying her but he totally doesn't]

Well, did you at least learn your lesson, or should we be worried about future attempts at cannibalism from you?

It's not like that! That isn't gonna happen!

Are you sure?

[you're hanging around hannibal—]

[ALL OF THIS CONCERN ABOUT CANNIBALISM WHEN THE TRUE CULPRIT IS!! RIGHT THERE!!!]

Positive!

[He just laughs because ah, this is fun. This is what you're good for, Yuna.]

A friendly word of advice: being so enthusiastic in your denial only makes you look more suspicious.

[She slumps again, comically overexaggerated about the whole thing.]

But it's embarrassing... What if I don't have time to explain it to everyone?!

Then I guess they'll be left assuming you have cannibalism fantasies. It could be worse, couldn't it?

It could, but that's still really terrible!

Really? Considering the array of crimes we've got on these posters, cannibalism fantasies seem pretty mild. Don't worry, I'm sure everyone will still think you're a good kid.

Worse stuff doesn't make bad stuff better! These posters are a horrible idea...

Well, I can't say I appreciate them all that much either, but they're providing some entertainment if nothing else.

But honestly, while they don't seem to contain any blatant lies from what I've seen, don't put too much stock into them. I doubt anyone else is.

I don't believe them! [She's only really looked at hers, though, whoops.] I think they're just here to get a reaction out of us... Aaaahhh, but it's workiiiinnnng!

[...]

You know what I foresee?

No, what?

A complete and utter disaster in this little festival by the name of Yuki Yuna.

You don't have to forsee me if I'm right in front of you...

[BUT SHE DOESN'T OBJECT TO THE DISASTER PART???]

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time is a fake thing????

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time is an illusion like death

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