sheriffexe: (the horizon)
sheriff swanson ([personal profile] sheriffexe) wrote in [community profile] robowest2017-01-13 05:59 pm
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[ WEEK ONE – ARRIVAL ]

ARRIVAL

It's a surprisingly quiet ride. The passenger cart is nothing more than wood and a bit of cotton to cushion the seats but for some reason, even as the train hurtles along down the track, the cart remains silent. It only starts filling with noise when the passengers begin to stir.

There isn't any indication on how you got here. No grogginess, no injuries -- in fact, those who arrive with injuries might find them healed up completely (of course there are others who won't be so lucky) -- but in one blink and the next, you are here, on this train. Maybe you're even sitting next to a friend. Maybe a stranger.

Won't be any time to talk either, the train suddenly slowing down with enough of a jerk to throw its passengers back into their seats. A few seconds later, it comes to a complete stop and with a whistle, the doors open and a voice calls from outside. It's male, with a slight mechanical twang behind it and anyone who looks out the window towards the station can just about spot the portly man out on the platform.


"You might as well come on out, folks. You won't be getting any answers on the train."

Once everyone is out on the platform, the man stands before them taking an assessing look at each person. There is something very off about him, though he looks human enough -- but his eyes are too white, his skin too dry, and his hair is doesn't shine quite right. He is dressed in a flannel shirt, suspenders, and jeans, a cowboy hat atop his head and a badge pinned to his shirt that reads "Sheriff". After a moment, he gives a gruff nod and speaks again.

"Howdy. Real happy to see all of you. Explanations will come... Sunday morning, yeah. Give y'all a bit of time to meet each other. Settle in. Keys are on the table over there, hat and pistol in your room. Don't, er... Don't shoot each other right away but if you do, my office is over there. Go get some dinner, sun's about to set. Wouldn't want any coyote trouble."

And that seems to be... it. The Sheriff tips his hat and turns to head to the building with the large "Sheriff" sign on the front. There is a table nearby, keys neatly laid out for everyone with nametags attached to each one. An owl hoots in the distance and a breeze passes through the group. It's quiet again.



Welcome to game start! Characters will find their items in their hotel rooms and anyone who goes to visit the Sheriff after he leaves will find the station empty. On top of that, rulebooks will not be available to find until later. The Sheriff might be forcing it a little but it seems like the intent here really is to get everyone to interact with each other. If there are any questions, PM or hit up the plurk at [plurk.com profile] robowest!


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insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (allow me to give you my informed opinion)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-13 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I — arrival:
[You know how impressed Shinnosuke is at ~meeting each other~? Not at all.

He's also very unimpressed by the Sheriff being nowhere to be found, and he's expressing this by kicking over the guy's desk in the sheriff station upon confirming that he's conspicuously absent. COME ON, DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU.]


What are we, a bunch of kids on their first day of elementary school? Hey, hey, Mr. Sheriff, don't you know the teacher isn't supposed to ditch? That's the students' job, you know?

[>:( what else can he wreck around here...]

II — soon after arrival:
[Greetings, fellow "probably does not want to be here" person. Shinnosuke'll be approaching, all smiles (and looking a bit like he's about to keel over, but ignore that, please).]

You haven't, by any chance, seen a blonde midget? About yay high— [gesturing to about 4'8] —with a flat chest? [And if you happen to be a relatively flat-chested girl, he'll add "like you", because he's a rude shit.] Ah, possibly vomiting somewhere, but she'll probably deny it if you asked. If you ignore the fact that she's tiny enough to trip over, she's rather hard to miss, you see?

She's the kind of person who'd get eaten by coyotes first. Or shoot someone. Or get shot, in which case I'd like to be there to laugh.

III — friday, later:
[In Shinnosuke's defence for his attitude (aside from not being an outstanding citizen in general, anyway), he's also starving, which is a factor in his Not So Good Mood.

Thus, you might find him at the general store, wolfing down food like it's his first meal in a long time (because, well, it is). It might be poisoned and he knows it, but when you're hungry enough, that doesn't matter?? Also, in terms of immediate priorities, choking is probably the bigger concern, because that's what happening.]


Guh—!

[He'll just be. Slamming on his chest and trying to breathe again, thank you. He is beauty, he is grace, etc.]

WILDCARD:
[Hit me!]
hydrokinetics: (When you hear a song from that big lady)

II

[personal profile] hydrokinetics 2017-01-14 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[What kind of description is that? Percy's busy lifting an eyebrow but he's waiting for Shinnosuke to finish before he slowly shakes his head.]

Nooo? [And before he bothers stopping himself:] If she's hard to miss then how come you haven't found her yet?

[…he showed up with his girlfriend, he's sort of starting to wonder if other people showed up with their friends, too.]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (i have several christmas dates lined up)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Percy's reaction tells Shinnosuke that that was the best description ever that he could've given. Excellent.]

Well, like I said, she is pretty tiny. Or she could've gotten herself killed already. She's stupid enough to.

[He doesn't sound all that concerned over the idea, to be honest.]

But if she's still kicking... Well, let's just say that her bust size and height don't live up to her attitude. She's pretty annoying, so she'd probably be yelling her name from the rooftops.
hydrokinetics: (Then they'll say to me say to me)

[personal profile] hydrokinetics 2017-01-14 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[He would say something to the effect of "we haven't even been here that long" but. You know. Some people die fast. He knows that from experience. Judging by the fact that his expression doesn't change he's not too concerned either.]

Wait why would she be yelling her own name? [The most important part, clearly.]

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dubiousalignment: 1 (1)

Soon after arrival

[personal profile] dubiousalignment 2017-01-14 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
The only person I have seen vomiting isn't blonde or short. [He can't be the person you're looking for, so Tarvek doesn't mention any other details]

What's their name? I'll keep my eyes open for anyone who resembles that description.

[He's not going to really go searching for anyone, but if he sees or hears anything he's definitely going to tell Shinnosuke]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He waves a hand.]

Oh, you don't need to. We're not friends or anything—I just wanted to see if she'd break down already. There's no need if I've missed that.
dubiousalignment: (14)

[personal profile] dubiousalignment 2017-01-14 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. You sure think highly of her.

[Sarcasm. But eh, what Shinnosuke thinks of the people he knows isn't any of Tarvek's business]

Is she your rival, or something like that?
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sunnashi: (oh that's a bad thing)

ii

[personal profile] sunnashi 2017-01-14 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm flat-chested because I'm a man.

[ With a delicate face, really long eyelashes and a girly haircut, granted. But he isn't bothered at all by that comment. More by the description of the girl, like an almost normal person. ]

I haven't seen a girl like that. Shouldn't you try to find her before she gets sick or hurt, not after?
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Could've fooled me.

[Congrats, Higekiri, you've officially set yourself up to be called girly forever.]

And where would the fun in that be?
sunnashi: (don't wanna)

[personal profile] sunnashi 2017-01-14 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I did, but that's your mistake.

[ He had it coming, really. Too bad being insulted flies over his head in a way. Swords are pretty, water is wet. ]

It's easier and a little boring, but it depends. Is she your enemy or your friend?

[ The former are a little enjoyable to see suffer... but why look for your enemies at a time like this? ]

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guiltlevel: (Default)

iii... please dont die

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-01-14 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Should he help... Should Russell help, or just watch this guy (almost) die...

Russell is a bit hesitant, but this guy... He's making a fool of himself, but it also looks like he's struggling.

Uhh.. Okay, okay. Maybe he'll help! But can someone as short as Russell, being the 4'9" he is, reach Shinnosuke, the real question. Russell will try to smack his back with all his might, but if not he still has his diary -- he'll use that next!? ]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (where is my vacation)

first robowest casualty...

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Please don't smack him with your diary, Russell??

Shinnosuke's at least not, like, super tall, although he's definitely taller than 4'9", sorry. He can't say he really appreciates Russell's attempts at help, though they at least motivate him to stop choking as soon as he can even as he flails a little and tries to bat Russell away from him.]


T-That's enough...!
guiltlevel: (Default)

plays you a sad violin song..

[personal profile] guiltlevel 2017-01-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ LOOK..!! He's trying to be creative!?

BUT ANYWAY! Seeing as Shinnosuke is JUST FINE(?), Russell backs away immediately, distancing himself from this fool... ]


Sorry... [ Maybe his attempt to help was just that bad. He looks kind of concerned still, maybe even a bit timid. Who knows, the overall nervousness could just because he's stuck in the wild west, surrounded by strangers, and also super confused? ] Are you okay?

thankee...

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elemancy: (pic#10956909)

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[personal profile] elemancy 2017-01-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Haven't seen anyone like that.

[especially given how... vivid that description is. he's pretty sure if he'd seen anyone like that, he'd would recognize them because that's.

well, easy enough.]


Gonna take a guess you haven't seen a big guy with all muscles and no shirt under his jacket wandering around, either. [because noct hasn't been able to find any of his three travel bros—but that one would stick out the most.]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (weren't you already gay with yousuke)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, if you hear sounds of vomiting [that aren't from will], let me know.

[He tried to give a very good description, can you tell.]

N... o. Is the shirtlessness a requirement?
elemancy: (pic#10866220)

[personal profile] elemancy 2017-01-14 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'll be sure to. Would kind of rather not run into someone puking, but I'll keep an ear out.

[if he had any appetite at all, he'd have lost it from this conversation alone. icky.]

With him? Yeah, kinda. It's his thing.

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moraled: (He didn't even have time to do the)

iii.

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-14 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[...Amazing.

Barnham had just been poking his head around, trying to get a feel for the place, when he comes across a kid choking over his food.

Which...really, this isn't even the weirdest thing he'd encountered even back home, so Shinnosuke just gets the soft thump of Barnham setting a container of water in front of him before he moves right back to his task of inspecting the general store.

He's got things to do but it'd also probably be bad if this kid died while he was in here...]
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (mmm the fresh smell of idiocy)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[...

and then Shinnosuke unscrewed the container, picked it up, and THREW IT AT BARHNAM.

sorry cal this isn't even a gagtag it's real]
moraled: (Don't suck it you're supposed to blow)

[personal profile] moraled 2017-01-14 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
[you're the worst

Barnham doesn't dodge it because Barnham is a normal human being with normal human abilities, which means it bonks off the back of his head.

And he sighs, longsufferingly.

You've still got nothing on the lamb lady, Shinnosuke. What a waste of water.]


A simple refusal, I imagine, would have sufficed.

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WILDCARD: Hotel room

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-14 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ For some reason that may or may not be related to the mention of pistols, Simon beelines for his hotel room. There he finds his monkey waiting. His monkey who, incidentally, absolutely loves all shiny things. Like pistols, for example! It has grabbed one of them and, swinging from a lamp, waves it around with only the purest of joy.

Simon holds out his hand and addresses the monkey sternly.]

Give it! Giiiive it.
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insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (what.)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[... Shinnosuke's dearly hoping that he got the wrong room, because a monkey holding a gun was not the first he wanted to see upon locating it, but nope, he's pretty sure this is it.]

Please tell me that your pet isn't going to be a danger to all of us, or more importantly, to me.

[He's just... going to make a move to take the other pistol, thank you... Simon can have the monkey's.]
court_chesster: (71)

[personal profile] court_chesster 2017-01-14 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Simon freezes for a second, like someone who, for a completely hypothetical example, didn't realize that Shinnosuke had also entered the room. But he recovers quickly enough, taking the gun from the monkey and holding at arm's length as if it were a piece of trash. ]

Nowaynoway! Money would never hurt anybody, and he doesn't know how to shoot a gun. He just likes shiny things, that's all!

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alcobrawlic: (Go get yourself wet)

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[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-14 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Food is almost as important as libations, so of course Sara's investigating here and debating what would make good snacks for later.

So when she comes across a kid choking, she studies him for all of a few seconds, before she sighs and shakes her head. ]


Well, if you can make noise, you're probably fine.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (that sounds like a very dumb idea)

[personal profile] insincerely 2017-01-14 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[cough cough okay now he's fine—]

Sure felt like I was about to die there for a moment...

[Note to self: be more careful. At the same time, when you haven't eaten in two days, food is so good.]
alcobrawlic: (I know you want to)

[personal profile] alcobrawlic 2017-01-14 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Kinda takes the enjoyment out of a meal if you eat it that fast. Your stomach probably won't be too happy, either.

[ Look, she gets it. But please chew slower. ]

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