[ WEEK SIX ]

[sheriffexe]

WEEK SIX

CURRENT POPULATION: 14 It's a rather quaint town when you get down to it. At least, that's what the Sheriff would argue. Warm and dry in the mornings and afternoons with a brisk coolness in the evenings. The perfect type of weather to just sit out on your rocking chair and observe the comings and goings. ... Of course, there's not much in the way of comings and goings when there aren't any actual people here to watch. Nevertheless, don't let that get you down! The town is your oyster and those roosters won't stop crowing until everyone's out of bed. Up and at 'em, rise and shine, it's time to make the day yours! After all, there's nothing wrong with the town today and you might just want to savor it while it lasts. This post functions as the general mingle post for the week. Wanted Posters and other small events will be posted in top levels below. If there's any questions or requests, please send a PM or shoot a PP to robowest.

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WANTED POSTERS

[sheriffexe]

On the pinboard in the railroad station, three posters have been chosen at random to list under the "Most Wanted" sign. Any character that passes the board by today can spot them, faces posted for all to see. This week's Most Wanted are:

MOST WANTED
• Damian Wayne
• Natalie Goodman
• Percy Jackon

[impulsiveness]

[okay but what if jason just

walks up to the board

and

personally

rIPS THAT SHIT DOWN??? GO SUCK A DICK, WHOLE ASS]

[robitussin]

[jas...on...]

...You know it's just a poster, right?

[it doesn't mean anything it's fine?? everything is fine??]

[impulsiveness]

[Gives her a flat look while crumpling up all three posters, wrapping them up into a little ball. He knows they're posters???

He's just personally offended by them.]

[robitussin]

[A flat look in return.]

They've literally always been around, just not... as front and center.

[impulsiveness]

[Ugh. Let him be upset and concerned in peace, Natalie Goodman. But he taps out:

I know. Still don't like it.

Someone could get ideas, okay. It's not like they have many convenient asshole victims left, after all.]

[hydrokinetics]

[There's a half-hearted grin as he claps a hand on Jason's shoulder.]

Dude. It's okay.

[impulsiveness]

[HUFFS. Stop saying it's okay??? He hates this place.

Percy is going to get gently boinked in the head in the head for his troubles, seeing as how Jason has decided to ball up the wanted posters to throw them at his face.]

[hydrokinetics]

[Still the same flat grin even as he lets paper bounce off of his hair. He's also turning around to take down Annabeth's poster if it's still there to fold up in his pocket.]

There's nothing we can do about them, is there? Hal's probably going to be a jerk and put new ones up tomorrow. [Probably.]

[robitussin]

[Before Jason rips them down (thanks Jason), she's just kind of staring at hers with a deadeyed expression. Should she notice anyone looking at it or her, she'll turn to them with a frown.]

...It's kind of an exaggeration. Most of it. Probably.

[not really tho]

[moraled]

[... honestly. Honestly--]

Miss Goodman, nothing on that list even ranks as a crime in a place such as this.

[In comparison to like...everyone else? You're an angel.]

[robitussin]

I guess, but I'm setting the record straight anyways.

[She's horrible?? Clearly??]

Also, you can call me Natalie, seriously.

[moraled]

[... Ehhhhh]

Miss Natalie.

[HE'S KIND OF STUFFY]

And I shall certainly take your word on it. Truly it would be a shame if those levels of sarcasm were true.

[Is...is that a joke...]

[ceded]

... the sarcasm part doesn't seem too far off.

[ smiling a little at her. who cares what your poster says natalie ]

[robitussin]

Don't know if I'd call it criminal. That might be a little much, even for me.

[ceded]

Maybe sarcasm is a crime in your world? [ a shrug, still smiling a little. ] I dunno!

[hydrokinetics]

[Just. A lot of this face. He's staring at his wanted posted before sighing deeply and just sort of letting his head thud against the board, resting his forehead on his poster.]

Of course. [And to anyone who can still very much clearly read his poster, he'll say:] I'm pretty sure I can explain most of that.

[bittybat]

[Well. Damian is staring indifferent at his own. He's glad animal theft is first? And yet...]

The poster doesn't have even half of what I've done.

[hydrokinetics]

[...Damian. Percy turns his head to look down at him, grinning slightly.]

Be glad you're admitting that to me and not somebody else, man. But yeah. That's kind of my feeling, too. Why do you think they picked these "crimes"?

[bittybat]

Amusement. [He glances at Percy. There's a tiny hint of a smirk on his lips.] I saved a cow from a processing factory run by criminals. We had to test her for contamination.

Her name is Bat-cow because the spot on her eyes looked like a bat.

The room was covered in animal blood, and it was disgusting. So I become a vegetarian.

[robitussin]

[She reads it over as if she doesn't have it already memorized, but.]

I feel like I know better than to ask you anything at this point.

[hydrokinetics]

[A huff of a laugh.]

I told you from day one that I led a jailbreak, you know. Does anything even surprise you about me anymore?

[robitussin]

You know, I keep thinking someday it won't, but you keep managing to one up yourself.

[elemancy]

[honestly, though. noct is just staring at all three posters with a look on his face that says "seriously?"

is there even a point to any of this anymore? whole ass, you need to stop.]

[thatsthespirit]

[also just]

[stares at these posters for a moment]

[and then turns on her heel and walks away. SHE'S GOT THINGS TO DO]